Nightingale, Wandsworth

Chaiiwala

A good wholesome proper Chai (Karak chai) well run, well branded with a good menu for all and families. One of the original’s and one of the best in London. Also… Great service from Aslam as always 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏿 **Please keep up the lovely warm friendly family friendly environment (with no music) that way we can hear each other speak.

A lovely little place right opposite the famous Kings Head pub in Tooting. Serving a variation of Pakistani breakfast dishes & assorted street food. Highly recommended.

A Masterclass in Mediocrity

The chai? Surprisingly good - credit where it’s due.

The parathas? Perfectly reheated straight from the freezer aisle. The masala chips? A true masterpiece of sogginess, drenched in enough sauce to make you forget they were once potatoes. The samosa chaat? Let’s just say I had no idea what I was eating.

Why bother with authentic, tasty, or freshly made food when we have Chaiiwala branches to remind us how low our expectations can go? If you’re just after chai, great - skip the food and save yourself the regret.

I had great experience here. Tried karak chai with anday wala burger😁. Such an amazing taste and service.
Highly recommended. 👍

Wonderful service, warm and very spacious quite good for large gatherings and uni students. Abdullah was quite friendly and welcoming when we went. Definitely recommend if you’re look for a quick tea break or a place to sit down and talk.

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Smacks Tooting

My experience was nothing short of amazing. From the moment I arrived, Sha made me feel genuinely welcomed with a warm smile and attentive service. Sha was knowledgeable about the menu, offered great recommendations, and ensured every detail of the dining experience was perfect.

The food itself was outstanding — beautifully presented, fresh, and bursting with flavor. Each dish was cooked to perfection, clearly made with care and high-quality ingredients. Timing was excellent, and everything arrived exactly as requested.

What truly set this experience apart was Sha’s exceptional customer service. Friendly, professional, and attentive without being intrusive, Sha went above and beyond to make sure everything was enjoyable. It’s rare to find service that feels both personal and polished, and Sha delivered exactly that.

I highly recommend this place and especially commend Sha for creating such a memorable dining experience. I will absolutely be returning!

Pretty good burger, can't say it wasn't tasty but as mentioned about other branch, they use too much sauce for my liking. Meat has quality, I like all ingredients, they feel fresh.

Service was quite cold I'd say, maybe it wasn't his day. Also place could use some cleaning, specially in exit area. It's visible.

Sitting options inside.

Love this place - it's now my go to place if I've been working late and don't want to cook.  The burgers are great, and the waffle fries are a must-try; the best around.  Service is always very friendly and helpful.  The eating area is very bright and rather loud, definitely not a place for a romantic evening.

Stumbled into Smacks at 1am after a Christmas party and was shocked at how great it was. Double the price of a McDonalds but a million times better. Had a smackdown meal and burger was really juicy with great sauces / toppings. Also lovely vibes in the place! As I waited for food, the bloke next to me had ordered too much so gave me a ginormous spicy chicken tender. Also phenomenal. Will return again, sober.

Sha has been absolutely brilliant!
Outstanding customer service, amazing food, and all-round great service every time.

I happily travel a good 30 minutes just to eat here — it’s that good!

100% recommended.

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Doner Cave- Tooting 

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I tried out doner caves new naga infusion kebabs, for those who haven’t been here the main concept here is pretty much similar to GDK. 

This thing was like a flipping volcano in my mouth, I did request the kebab to be cooked very well done but some reason it didn’t happen even tho I was the only customer there & staff member said it would be fine. But the garlic sauce here is really nice too can’t fault that. Other downside was there wasn’t much kebab inside there was more tortilla than the actual kebab, I think if they were to cook these with onions too until it’s caramelised it would be miles better as well. I think this cost roughly £5-£7 I can’t remember now. 

Overall: 

Food: 7/10 
Service: 8/10, just ordering for takeaway so not much to comment about that 

Parking available on side road after 5:30 I think it’s free

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Doner Cave

I know it’s a Donner  kebabs shop but They have flavourful momo’s made by proper Nepalese chef. After long time had proper momo with proper chutney . They have naga flavoured menu for almost all item. So spicy lover you can check in there. Big portion and  freshly made to order. Don’t forget to try naga wings super hot and tasty.  Open till late so night out people can step in unti 2am.

Donor Cave is clean, quick, and serves solid doner. Exactly what you want when you’re in the mood for a good kebab.

So usually rather happy eating here, but today (just now) the server probably couldn’t be bothered frying more chips and scraped up what left and gave me a half filled bag of chips! £12.50 for meal extra meat and only half filled bag of chips! Terrible, real let down!

The best German beef doner kebab in London for £7!  Very affordable price, delicious beef, huge portions, friendly staff and nice country/rock music playlist, brings me back to 2000s.

Considering 99% of so-called "authentic" kebab shops in the UK don't have beef options, this is the perfect place, definitely worth visiting!

A few colleagues of mine and I wanted to try out the joint, after seeing a good review of the place on TikTok. Ordered online (via their website) and had someone to collect. Between the time I made the order and it was collected, I had to make NUMEROUS calls. It was excuse after excuse; one minute it was “our website is down” so I had to give him the order over the phone, EVEN THOUGH THE MONEY WAS DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT. The second time it was “I still don’t know what you ordered”, even though I had already told him over the phone. 3rd time was she my colleague went to collect the items with a screenshot.

When the food arrived, an item was missing (coke - £1.20). and I called them to inform them, also requesting that they refund the missing item. The two options were:

1) They will give me the missing item when I next order (I don’t know when I’m next going to order, if I ever do after this experience).
2) I travel to their restaurant to get the refund in cash (I live over an hour away. Why would I travel all the way there when that costs more than the coke itself?)

I kindly requested for it to be sent back into my bank account and gave the details over and he said he’ll speak to the manager.

I called for an update, and the “manager” was EXTREMELY RUDE AND ABRUPT; raising his voice telling me to take it or leave it. And hung up on me. At first, I thought it was a network issue so I called back. The man was extremely rude again, when I’m requesting for what it rightfully mine as a customer, especially when you didn’t deliver 100% of what I ordered, hung up and blocked my number. For me, it’s more to do with the principle; you didn’t give me my money back and you want me to travel far for money in cash, when I paid on your website with my card details? That’s not right at all.

Overall, the food was very nice, but the service was appalling; the telephone manner of the staff member/manager? HORRIBLE. Do better!

The Apple Blue Patisserie is a London local cafe in Balham selling handmade patisseries, exceptional coffee's and delicious brunch.

The Apple Blue

Had a genuinely mixed experience.The good  The place looks gorgeous: cosy, warm, great for a proper catch-up
dutch baby chicken was spot-on: beautifully crispy but english muffic and the channa shakshuka was average

The not-so-good  30+ minute wait for a table (even with just two of us) – it’s clearly popular, but felt unnecessarily long
flat white was a disaster: watery, weird fishy aftertaste. Couldn’t drink more than two sips. Stick to coffee or fresh juice instead and having filter water they charge you £3.

Come for the cosy atmosphere and the food (the savoury dishes really are very good), but manage expectations on wait times and definitely skip the matcha. it’s a nice hangout spot – but I’ll be ordering differently next time.

I visited The Apple Blue with my best friend, and we had a mixed experience. Firstly, we had to wait over 30 minutes for a table. I understand the place is trendy and busy, but the wait was a little frustrating, especially when you’re excited to eat out.

The food was decent overall. We tried the Egg Royale and the Slow Cooked Lamb. The Egg Royale was fantastic the salmon was fresh, and the egg was cooked perfectly. The lamb was also very tasty, especially when paired with the side of pitta bread I ordered it worked really well together. I also ordered a side of halloumi, which was nicely grilled and added a great touch to the meal.

For drinks, I got a coffee and a matcha. Unfortunately, the iced matcha was watery and had a strange, almost fishy taste. I had chosen the oat milk matcha with vanilla syrup, and it was such a disappointment that I couldn’t enjoy it. I won’t be ordering matcha here again a fresh juice would have been a much better choice.

The atmosphere is lovely cosy and comfortable, perfect for catching up with a friend. However, the waiting time and disappointing matcha affected our overall experience. If I return, I’ll likely stick to coffee or natural juices and avoid matcha.

Overall, The Apple Blue is a nice spot with good vibes and tasty food, but some aspects, especially the drinks and table wait, could be improved.

A really nice place tucked away just around the corner from Balham tube station. It’s clearly very popular, as there’s usually a big queue on Sunday lunchtime. We decided to visit on a Saturday afternoon instead, and it was much more manageable with only a short wait. The atmosphere was welcoming, and everyone there was friendly, approachable, and more than happy to help, which made the whole experience even more enjoyable.

The Apple Blue
212 Balham High Rd,
London SW12 9BS.
Website. https://share.google/ElTCEn7UIfKWHm2QZ

Hours.
Monday          7.30 am - 4.30pm
Tuesday         7.30 am -  4,30 pm
Wednesday   7.30 am - 4.30 pm
Thursday       7.30 am - 4.30 pm
Friday            7.30 am - 4.30 pm
Saturday       9.00 am - 4.30 pm
Sunday         9.00 am - 4.30 pm

The Apple Blue Café & Restaurant is a welcoming spot that manages to cater to a wide range of tastes.

Its menu is impressively varied, offering options hearty enough for those with a big appetite, yet equally satisfying for diners seeking something lighter. This versatility makes it an easy choice for groups with different preferences.

What truly sets Apple Blue apart, however, is its atmosphere. The setting feels distinct, designed to stand out from more formulaic cafés, with an ambiance that encourages you to slow down and enjoy your meal at leisure.

The service is another highlight. Staff members aren’t just attentive but genuinely polite and approachable. They take the time to listen carefully, ensuring that each request is handled with consideration. It’s the kind of service that leaves you feeling valued, not just served.

Altogether, Apple Blue Café & Restaurant is more than just a place to eat, it’s an experience that combines thoughtful service, a broad menu, and a setting that feels refreshingly individual.

Already one of my favorite coffee shops. Food and service were impeccable, the cookie was one of the best I’ve ever had, and the staff were super friendly and quick. Can’t wait to come back!

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