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Menu, hours & booking

Open now · closes 23:30
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Mon08:00 – 16:00
Tue08:00 – 16:00, 17:30 – 23:30
Wed08:00 – 16:00, 17:30 – 23:30
Thu08:00 – 16:00, 17:30 – 23:30
Fri08:00 – 16:00, 17:30 – 23:30
Sat08:00 – 23:30
Sun08:00 – 23:30

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Open · closes 23:30
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Don't Tell Dad — frequently asked

Is Don't Tell Dad halal?
Not yet verified.
Is Don't Tell Dad HMC halal?
No — Don't Tell Dad is not HMC-certified.See all HMC certified restaurants
What food does Don't Tell Dad serve?
Don't Tell Dad is a British spot, London.
Where is Don't Tell Dad?
Don't Tell Dad is at 10-14 Lonsdale Rd, London NW6 6RD, UK.

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