Muswell Hill, Haringey

You Me Sushi

The lights were dim—romantique, très sneaky—
My date whispered “wow,”
The miso whispered back: どうもありがとう.

Candles flickered like they knew something.
The sushi arrived like: ta-daaa
Raw fish, but confident.
Sexy, even.
¿Por qué es tan bonito?

We shared a roll.
A commitment.
The salmon stared into my soul and said:
愛してる
(I checked—yes, it meant that.)

Chopsticks clacked.
My heart clacked.
The waiter appeared silently like a sushi ninja:
ciao.
Gone.

Time dissolved.
Soy sauce overflowed emotionally.
Someone laughed. Might’ve been me. Might’ve been the eel.
Mon dieu.

By the end, love was real,
The rice was sticky (symbolic),
And You Me Sushi had changed us forever.

Five stars.

Hmm good place overall, I liked both the dish, my soup was an accident didnt realise it was a soup. Not as interesting as i would have had if I ordered properly. The water felt slightly salty. but the Teriyaki chicken i think was quite good. Price well check image.

Not sure what has happened but this place has really gone down hill - particularly in the customer service space. Last two occasions they have completely messed up the order. Tonight have given noodles instead of rice despite clarifying 3 times - of which the noodles is very watery. Last time they didn’t provide katsu curry sauce for the katsu curry - save your money and go elsewhere! (These are from two different occasions not the same orders)

So poor. I ordered through uber eats and my order came half spilt all over my driveway. I have been trying to clean off Katsu sauce from my driveway. I called up to make a complaint and the person at the end of the phone, put the phone down on me. I tried to call back again and they would not answer and We called back again with another number and demanded to speak to someone In charged. Incompetent, unprofessional and do not even speak good English and trying to blame the mistake on the driver when in actual fact their packaging is for the trash. After reading reviews it has confirmed to me that the fault is theirs. When the whole sauce through the packaging, then it is clear who to blame!
It’s a pity that this is no shame on you for the quality of work you deliver. This is unacceptable! Will not be ordering again!
The only good thing is that they have replaced the whole order, which I appreciate.

I had my lunch here, the sushi was fresh and the poke bowl looked great and was so delicious ☺️ the manager was so helpful to help me with allergy informations and help me to choice the food from the menu.
It was a great experience. Thank you 🤩

We have recently improved our processes to remove mirin (alcohol) from our preparation process. All our chicken tempura is halal but our chicken gyoza is not halal.

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