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Kashif Araf
3 weeks ago
Have been coming since they first started with this bus. Portion size has gotten smaller and price has increased. Today I ordered a grilled fish as a meal and one on its own. I phoned to place the order and asked the person to make it with batter. After when i came to work to eat my food, the fish hadn't even been marinated, it had no taste, it smelt so bad with caremilised onions on top and mine and my colleague's food went straight in the bin. It cost £8-£8.50 and i would give this a minus review. I have never had food as bad as this in my life. Considering the price of the fish; I would have thought it would be good. I have a headache now and only had one bite of the fish
Maz Cars
10 months ago
Over-Hyped?? I “PRE-ORDERED”, waited 5-10 minutes and then drove 15 minutes there only for them to start cooking my food when I got there and gave my order number. Usually I’d never complain about fresh food but it made me late for Asr prayer. Onto the food itself, the cod bites and the prawns lacked flavour, bit greasy and I relied on the sauces to make it better. The cheeseburger was your usual chippy burger, nothing wrong with that when it’s only £6.50 for a meal however the chips were awful. The mild chilli sauce is up there with one of the best sauces I’ve ever had, it made everything taste a lot better. Definitely overrated but it was worth trying
Sharifah Sofea Adlina
2 years ago
Had a takeaway from here, cod fish bites, calamari, and chips. Serving was generous and fast. Fish and chips were awesome, but calamari was a little bit disappointing. It doesn't appear chewy like the calamari I used to have in the past. I would come back for the fish and chips again and try out the others, but not the calamari. Also, I love the sauces, amazing!
N Walayat
3 years ago
In terms of experience, a definitely a unique one as you can eat in a bus - that said, this experience wasn't great especially considering staff took order and totally forgot about me as I had to go down after 10mins and my food was just gathering dust and staff not sure about my order. In terms of food, it was nice 8/10 until found a hair. Also chips were frozen, not fresh cut. Owner must focus on customer service delivery and hygiene for improvement.